{"id":492,"date":"2025-02-22T00:04:50","date_gmt":"2025-02-22T00:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=492"},"modified":"2025-02-22T00:04:50","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T00:04:50","slug":"four-married-guys-go-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=492","title":{"rendered":"Four married guys go fishing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"flex flex-grow flex-col max-w-full\">\n<div class=\"min-h-[20px] text-message flex flex-col items-start whitespace-pre-wrap break-words [.text-message+&amp;]:mt-5 juice:w-full juice:items-end overflow-x-auto gap-2\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"1b7a92fe-2a4d-4aa3-99e6-1cbc053719b2\">\n<div class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 juice:empty:hidden juice:first:pt-[3px]\">\n<div class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert dark\">\n<p>Four married guys went fishing together. After an hour, this conversation took place:<\/p>\n<p><strong>First guy:<\/strong> \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t believe what I had to do to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I\u2019d paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Second guy:<\/strong> \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. I had to promise my wife I\u2019d build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Third guy:<\/strong> \u201cYou both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I\u2019d remodel the kitchen for her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>They continue to fish and realize the fourth guy hasn\u2019t said a word. So they ask him, \u201cYou haven\u2019t mentioned what you had to do to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fourth guy:<\/strong> \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, nudged my wife, and said, \u2018Fishing or sex?\u2019 She said, \u2018Wear sunscreen.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four married guys went fishing together. After an hour, this conversation took place: First guy: \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t believe what I had to do to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I\u2019d paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d Second guy: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing. I had to promise my wife I\u2019d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=492\" class=\"more-link\">CONTINUE READING&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Four married guys go fishing\u2026&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":493,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-todaynews"],"views":575,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":494,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions\/494"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}