{"id":759,"date":"2025-04-08T12:53:28","date_gmt":"2025-04-08T12:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=759"},"modified":"2025-04-08T12:53:29","modified_gmt":"2025-04-08T12:53:29","slug":"husbands-little-joke-turns-into-a-laugh-out-loud-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=759","title":{"rendered":"Husband\u2019s Little Joke Turns Into a Laugh-Out-Loud Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A husband texted his wife late one evening: \u201cHey, I\u2019ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I get back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was no reply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He waited a few minutes, then decided to follow up with something a little more\u2026 attention-grabbing: <em>Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I\u2019m buying you a new car.\u201d<\/em> Within seconds, his phone buzzed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-vivid-red-background-color has-background wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=760\"><strong>READ HERE<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband texted his wife late one evening: \u201cHey, I\u2019ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I get back.\u201d There was no reply. He waited a few minutes, then decided to follow up with something a little more\u2026 attention-grabbing: Oh, and by the way, I got&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/?p=759\" class=\"more-link\">CONTINUE READING&#8230;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Husband\u2019s Little Joke Turns Into a Laugh-Out-Loud Moment&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":762,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-todaynews"],"views":667,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":763,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/763"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hotfiregames.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}